I would honestly prefer to be blown to bits by a sufficiently large explosive device, but that’s not an option (as far as I know).

This makes me so sad.

If I don’t take my shirt off when hanging out with hookers, I must be doing something wrong.

Someone isn’t meeting the promises made before artificial insemination, apparently.

Deadbeat.

I didn’t bother watching (I prefer to read), but this comment got me to play the video. Macron giving the wink at the end really got me. Pwned.

Stupid people don’t know how to solve supply problems.

Fantastic. Got the opportunity to see them live in 2022 and it was a great show. Didn’t think I’d ever have the opportunity.

Just say “idiots.” Source: USA citizen.

Very scary.

I know how hard it is to face past mistakes because that is what I am doing now, by fighting for Mr. Myers’ life. I am not one to put myself in public spaces, but I am a Christian and I have known for some time that this is what I must do, even though it is hard.

It’s refreshing to see a christian advocating for something positive. In a world where they frequently weaponize their faith to hurt people, it’s a breath of fresh air.

Republicans are attempting to overturn North Carolina Supreme Court GOP candidate Jefferson Griffin’s loss to Democratic incumbent Justice Allison Riggs in November. They filed a lawsuit Dec. 31 seeking to toss 60,000 ballots in the 2024 election from voters with allegedly “incomplete” registration information.

If we can’t win fairly, just disenfranchise voters until it doesn’t matter.

Thanks for that. My laughter was barely maintained.

Both imaginary.

I stopped caring about them when they bailed on trans people last year. Spineless fucks.

Late GenX (really, between X and Millennial): we expected everyone after us to understand tech. Nope.