Yeah, the little guy was soooo exited to get to birdseed paradise and then soooo sad that it had to eat the same way as everyone else.

I really love having a window with little animals outside. I have a bird feeder outside my window every winter, and I love to watch their shenanigans.

There was this one great tit who looked at the bird feeder (it’s transparent on the middle), flew on the top, started hastily digging the snow, and was sooo disappointed to find out that it couldn’t go inside the feeder.

Your attitude isn’t helping.

There was one of these hanging around last summer. Lil guy went around and he was soo cute to watch. Pls come back this year birb!

I’ve had open wounds less bloody than those eyes.

Pro tip: drink/eat anything with lactose, take a picture of the toilet bowl and show it to morons who say this.

The audacity!

Quick, let’s help him out! Take all his money to make his life easier!

Besides, a person of food stamps could be eating a healthy diet, but still simply want a treat once in a while without destroying their finances, because, it turns out, the poors sometimes want to enjoy things.

“Finding random lying machines in random spots” makes me picture someone just walking around when suddenly a cash register or a vending machine starts spouting bullshit at them.