Me and my clone will be allies. I don’t know if we could get along well enough to cohabitate, but we would definitely help each other.

I often shape and paint my nails and these things chip polish like nothing, so I’ll use the teaspoon I have lying out from the last time I made tea, probably.

I’m sure all those people who told us “that couldn’t happen” will be along to explain how.

…Aaaany second now.

I’m agreeing with all the people who say they don’t notice until after they’ve read a post, but I wanted to add a Yo ho! to my comment.

I’m an xennial demi woman and we didn’t even have the term “demisexual” when you and I were young. Trying to explain to my bigoted mother that I’m not attracted to a meat suit, and can’t define what I’m attracted to, while having a girlfriend was… awful!

Seriously.