Coming across this at 9:02pm feels weird…

Edit: my phone autocucumbering “across” to “acid” did too.

I’ll have two broken gimp crullers, please.

Her WSJ biography REEKS of boot licking and discredited economic theory:

Nope, I know what you meant. It just wasn’t anywhere near as smart as you thought it was.

In fact, it was downright moronic and simpleminded. Just like everything else you’ve been saying in defense of this ridiculous miscarriage of justice security theater.

President Trump has given Patel a brief to prevent prepare the FBI from for being weaponized to persecute political opponents.

There, changed it to the obvious truth.

The cuffs are just for show

Yeah, to show their rich masters how much more seriously they take it when it’s one of them on the receiving end for once.

Yeah, they’re NOT doing anywhere near this level of security for any first time offender who’s only killed one person who ISN’T a CEO of a parasitic corporation.

Don’t pretend that this amount of melodramatic posturing is the norm even in a “justice” system as corrupt as the US one.

Fun fact: aerospace engineering and courthouse security are vastly different fields with little to no similarities.

They wouldn’t stop said COMPLETELY hypothetical rioters from picking him up and carrying him away.

Just stop. You’re defending real oppression by imagining unlikely scenarios where it MIGHT be justified. That’s how you get a police state.

You saying cuffs can stop a riot? Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Yeah, because the 4 cops standing right behind him staring holes in the back of his head the whole time wouldn’t be able to stop that 🙄

Don’t make excuses for this kangaroo court demonstrating how much more they value rich people than any other victims.

Course materials at the National Disaster Preparedness Training Center at the University of Hawaii will delete mentions of “climate change”

Art used to imitate life. Now real life is so badly written that any work of fiction faithfully reflecting it would be far too stupid to even make for a good farce 😮‍💨🤦

Its going to be a 60 year-old rich democrat from New England promising to “work across the aisle” and “promote small businesses with tax cuts and less regulation”, but hopefully some of this stuff will be undone.

Optimistic of you to assume that they’re not going to appoint someone like Chuck Schumer (74), Dick Durbin (80), or Nancy Pelosi (84) as the nominee after another blatantly rigged primary process…

If a cop is terminated from one agency due to misconduct, why would you want them employed by your local agency?

You see, holding cops accountable for murdering black people is woke DEI nonsense, and therefore the database is Stalin’s SS Gestapo!

Or something like that 🤦

Danish. Swedish and Norwegian are just failed attempts at speaking Danish, proving once and for all that Norwegians have better language skills since their attempts are closer.*

Finnish is mainly good for swearing away bears and complaining about a lack of saunas.

*(Jk, in case there’s any doubt)