Uhh, which brands use nylon tea bags please?

I like the way you think

Quite a story. I had no idea that’s what MSN looked like though. I think I have an aneurism now.

It’s Calvinball, government edition!

“All federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week,” Musk posted on X. “Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”

Well that sure sounds super fucking illegal!

Well, that was an utterly terrifying read

I’ll take the over on that bet

Well. A lot of us are irredeamable idiots.

Based on initial feedback, we know the importance of speaking to live customer service agents in a timely fashion is paramount.

Based on initial feedback?! We’ve know this shit for 40 years or more, numbnuts. These executives should not be allowed to work at the businesses factory ever again.

They probably brick your printer if you ask to speak to a live human on the phone

Well if we stop gathering data, the problem goes away, obviously

There’s just no way we could have predicted they would do the things they said they were going to do

_/s

Do we have a right to bear Predator drones?

As an American, I concur

And unfortunately, us normies don’t have a prayer against a modern military intent on enforcing fascism.

I guess that’s what happens when you appoint a Bond villain as commerce secretary

“You can’t take American taxpayers who paid for roads and block them out and say you can’t access this unless you pay additional money,” Duffy said in the administration’s defense.

New transportation secretary is not familiar with how tolls work, apparently.