Oh, don’t get me wrong, I have an issue with factory farming too, but one evil doesn’t absolve another.

Only if we’re planning on going all “home alone” on them when they arrive.

Yes, and many planes and jets are glued together too. This isn’t your cheap school glue. That said, Tesla’s good at fucking up, so who knows what they did wrong. Probably everything.

Nah, it’s a solid cheese for eating in bulk with no other ingredients. While I might prefer an extra sharp cheddar, it’s self-limiting. You can only eat so much before you just can’t do more. And something like mozzarella, while good on its own, just kinda dilutes into tasting salty. Colby Jack is generally available cheaply compared to other snackable cheeses and maintains flavor without overpowering. I respect the choice.

You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane…