Probably because it is hosted on an old PC over a not so fast internet connection.

It’s called harm-reduction.

Maybe it could be a little robot with treads like a tank, always creeping against the direction of peristalsis.

A spray of hot water and some UV out to do the trick. Think about the planet.

Yeah, let’s just put some more sensors on it.

Take advantage of the free energy and build a power plant around it.