temporary ban for supposed rule violations

okay tell me what specifically i did wrong because one of my posts was removed too for a supposed rule 6 violation lets see what that entails

  • Rule 6: Memes, spam, other low effort posting, reposts, misinformation, advocating violence, off-topic, trolling, offensive, regarding the moderators or meta in content may be removed at any time.
    !world@lemmy.world

i didnt do any of that

heres the post in question

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news source

lets break this down

  1. not a meme
  2. not spam
  3. it took me an hour
  4. similar but not a repost
  5. no misinformation
  6. not advocating violence
  7. globally relevant
  8. not trolling
  9. not offensive
  10. not about the mods
  11. content not meta

rules for this post

  1. no downvoting me
  2. no saying YDI or BPR
  3. (optional) include a compliment about me in your comment to make me feel better
  4. no telling me not to report people

edit i had to mark this as satire even though it isnt just to keep the deepstate off my back

  • Telorand@reddthat.com
    104·
    5 hours ago

    Sorry, man. You should know better than anyone that News communities aren’t for shitposts. You’re no greenhorn, so YDI.

    I dunno why you don’t just put this stuff in your own namesake community. You’d almost certainly get subscribers who would love a regular feed of your particular brand of satire.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      101·
      5 hours ago

      A satirist who breaks no rules is hardly a satirist at all; satire is in the mockery of all power, just and unjust, major and minor. It is in ridicule of even right that wrong is shown to be absurd. Just as good (or at least effective) powers must enforce these rules, so too must a good satirist break them.

      Of course, Chad isn’t a satirist, but a brave hero fighting against the deep state, so that’s just an off-topic aside

      • Unruffled [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish
        42·
        3 hours ago

        Poor Chad, he just wants to get the truth out there, but gets nothing but hate from most folks. He’s arguably the Fox Mulder of our modern times.

      • FelixCress@lemmy.world
        51·
        4 hours ago

        A satirist who breaks no rules is hardly a satirist at all; satire is in the mockery of all power,

        This

      • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldOP
        73·
        5 hours ago

        thank you for keeping that weird tangent brief

        also i maintain that i broke no rules and in fact it took me an hour to write it because nearly but not quite breaking all 7 rules was hard work

      • Telorand@reddthat.com
        31·
        3 hours ago

        I mean, you may not have broken the rules technically, but I don’t think mods of a serious community care about how close you can get to the rules without breaking them.

        I respect your (admittedly strange) craft, but it’s why I say you should just make your own news community. I think people would welcome a little levity.