Really rooting for them on that corner-cutting endeavor. What’s the worst that could happen?
Some Boeing workers could be real American heroes right about now.
Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.
Boeing, QA… lol
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
I hear duct tape is good for holding wings on, in a pinch.
You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane…
Ah, is that how they go so fast?
This is starting to feel like someone’s playing a joke on me and the whole world is on it.
trump killing himself by using Musk to skirt safety precautions so he can feel special riding around in a shiny new ego tube might be enough to get me wondering if god exists.
Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.
An underpaid Boeing engineer has a chance to accidentally do one of the funniest, most earth saving oopsies of all time.
