That was the joke :(

Pretty sure parsecs measure time.

That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.

My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.

Not for jokes, though.

That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.

Was it 13 stripes for the original 13 colonies or am I hallucinating?

5am.

Laughs in German.

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.