What healed me, was being mistaken for my dad on the phone. And my dad’s got a nice voice, so mine can’t be too bad.

Using every little bit of an animal you have killed in order to not waste the life is actually awful.

However, prioritising profit over substance, shortening leavening time and adding sugars and preservatives is actually wonderful.

• Water buffalo
• Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
• Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
• Wind buffalo = yak