Dodger dogs are the biggest hypocrites. They’ll say they don’t use mustard but then hide ketchup in the bun and blame their translator when they get caught.

They also cheat and then whine about other hotdogs cheating, and then continue to blame them for their own failures, even years after the fact.

Oh wait, I guess that last part is New York dogs too.

Only people from Chicago give a shit about what other people put on their hot dogs.

New Yorkers don’t give a shit.

Meanwhile, my cats have probably already agreed on how to divvy up my corpse.

So First Nations are treated fair and equitably in Canada?

That’s when you are supposed to use Mr_Mofu’s technique!

I was going to say, I always had my e-brake on when I parked my car and so I always started the car with it on.

Does he mean slowly let off the clutch while releasing the e-brake? Does he put on his e-brake if he stops on a hill, in traffic too!