Fair point.

For a truly scary animal to have on your side, what do you think of wasps? Airborn, vicious and capable of team work.

So, essentially, you chose violence, be it through He-Man (Battle Cat) or the Teenage Mutant Turtles (Rocksteady).

I’ve read somewhere some have been successfully (more or less) tamed.

Get a chicken. They still know they’re dinossaurs.

Russians inadvertantly did that, when trying to rear blue foxes for fur. Selecting for tameness altered the coat.

Alcoholic beverages

• white wine (but a dip into red would be interesting)
• beer, for the carbonation
• champagne, for the bubbles and the decadence of it

Other liquids

• sparkling water, a jacuzzi without one
• rose water (for those who don’t know, it is sickly sweet smelling and very persistent and can be food grade)
• oil, like sunflower, olive or any other of the like. After, just scrape you body, like the ancient athletes would do