Steve Jobs must be rolling in his iGrave

There can be too much political correctness at times.

I made a zebra out of myself due to having a brainfart as I wrote my original comment. See edit.

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My face when I conclude “Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.”

Zebra. Many have tried and gotten killed in the process.

Alternatively, Triceratops.

EDIT because I brainfarted: I meant zebra. Donkeys are perfectly stable and friendly. Zebras are assholes.

Considering your mass and (presumed) low tolerance, I would estimate that you’d notice the effect, but without getting drunk. Slightly tipsy, maybe. This assumes that it’s mixed to standard drink strength.

Two is probably also OK. Three is pushing it.

“Rævsnerk”

Noun: That moist substance between your ass cheecks on a hot and humidity day when you haven’t showered for too long.

Ræv = ass.
Snerk = that membrane-like substance that forms on top of soups and sauces that have been left in room temperature for too long.

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One silver lining is that the Turtle was incredibly good at what he did - being an obstructionist opposition leader, and being a fascist enabler when in the majority.

While his replacement is probably going to be at least as awful a politician, I find it unlikely that he’s going to be as competent and effective.

Mostly due to lacking the stamina to run towards each other.

I think a lot of his percieved political views during the campaign were mostly ascribed to him, and he never denied anything hoping that it’d win him the election.

Well, turned out that he, like any other candidate, will say whatever needs to be said to win.

But at least he’s not Dr Oz.

I recommend that he is orbited. And by that I mean orbited.