Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil

Did that one on the right gain sentience and yeet itself off the top shelf?

Get me Steven Spielberg!

The identities of the news site’s staff were kept private out of concern for “professional repercussions, doxxing, etc.,” the site said.

Sit perfectly still, only I may doxx

I really wanted the Men in Black/21 Jump Street crossover that was teased a few times before being cancelled. Instead of finding a way to make it happen, Sony dropped the stinky turd MIB International which probably killed the franchise 😔

The nelk boys and xqc already gave him a brand new cybertruck a month or something before the election, saying you’re buying another one that you surely have no need or use for sounds a lot like virtue signalling to me

Mister Softee is the major brand of trucks around here and they do the cones and sundaes and banana splits, plus the wrapped frozen novelties. I wouldn’t order soft serve from them either.

Choom gang!