As long as no one sells off Lemmy, which is impossible now…

You press down on the middle of the tin can with your thumb first, then pull with your ring finger.

Press down on the metal with your thumb to give it a bend, then pull on the other end with your ring finger. I don’t recommend ripping it all the way off. If you can’t open this, you need to get a physical job.

All while pretending to be libertarians.