I like to fiddle with the little lever that goes between single round, burst, and fully automatic, kind of like a fidget spinner or a finger skateboard. But it’s also good to just bind it to Mouse4 right next to a bind to switch to your knife, you know, so you can run faster

The future is the past!

Trump can tariff his asshole while he goes and fucks himself!

Of course! You need the hork-lube to do it right

Yeah, why do people blow their noses into PAPER when you can just go to the bathroom sink and hork in your hands, and then wash up afterwards??? Why would people walk around with dried boogies on they face when they can wash?? Why? Why, Mister Anderson, why, why?