I used to play this game a lot. It has it’s flaws, but we had fun with it and every few months someone will remind me about it, and I’ll dive in for a while, but I think it might be time to finally uninstall for good.

Every time they try to stop me at Walmart, I just say, no thank you, and keep walking. Nobody’s ever tried to stop me from leaving the store.

Sam’s club and Costco are a little different. I begrudgingly stop there because of the membership. We technically agreed to it in the terms of signing up.

Yeah. With a melon baller!

Especially the ones who drown.

I hope he does. Sounds like she trusts him enough to consider his advice if he comes across as understanding and not as harsh as their parents.

Maybe it’s just the dad in me, but just knowing that his name is Wolf, tells me this is a bad idea.

I hate when my genitals get mutilated during security checks at the airport.

Cheating in Fortnite gets you banned.

Cheating in Diablo gets you a White House consultant position.

I’m getting mixed signals here.

The only sequel was Perfect Dark.

Goldeneye - N64

I just restarted the day. Not worth it.