So far my identical twin has not killed me nor have I killed them, so I’d be safe probably.

Neighbors dog does this. If the dog is outside, if we do anything, like leaving the house, entering the house, checking the mail, bark bark BARK! Someone else walking past the house? Another dog barks? Bark bark BARKBARKBARK! I love dogs. I have daydreams of yeeting my neighbors into low earth orbit.