Yes and it doesn’t work because I’ve had potential employers actually verify that I don’t have the degree and various certificates I said I have.

I apply and apply for various tech positions but they never follow up. Ever. No IT company wants to hire a guy with just an A+ certification and a resume full of retail and fast food jobs.

I’ve been trying to land an IT job for over 20 years now, to no success.

Count your blessings; you’re living my dream. I rather be as burnt out as you and have a half decent income in a stable position, than continue working the same shitty fast food and retail gigs I’ve been stuck with since 2003. I’m tired of job hopping; quit yours and give it to me.

Then clearly you haven’t been staying on top of current events and popular gadgets.

• Neuralink is a brain chip funded by Hitler Elon Musk.
• Flipper Zero is a tool that lets knowledgeable people hack into and do various things with devices that use radio waves.
• “Cutting off” is when a driver changes lanes in front of another driver without keeping a safe distance between vehicles.
• “Flipping off” is when you show someone your middle finger in an insulting manner.
• Traffic is caused by people in cars who neither understand how to keep a proper following distance, nor how the passing lane works. It can also be a symptom of poor public transport infrastructure.

As far as gender dysphoria… I’ll let someone more experienced in the subject tackle that one for me.