How dare you? You robbed us of a doggy pic.

Highlighting that Musk’s own data, published by DOGE, says they aren’t making any savings on almost half the cuts doesn’t really seem very positive for the regime. It’s also absolutely neutral reporting.

fuck ap too. find someone to talk to who will address what these chucklefuck fascists are doing, rather than their 100% bullshit explanations for what they’re doing

Well some circles call this kind of non-biased reporting journalism.

we are happy to see a return to the rule of law and commitment to fairness at the SEC

Ha! Wait, are they being serious? Even I can’t tell.

At least the pineapples were real

But now where am I going to get my fentanyl eggs?

Is “Thanks Bisexuals” the new “Thanks Obama”? I hope so.