You can change the squares on the front panel!!!

/s

Yeah, I’ve seen that but no US instances, let-alone local-ish ones.

I honestly think everyone should go back to Craigslist.

“I’m doing okay but quite frankly id be doing a lot better if you rubbed my belly.”

Isn’t that illegal? lol

We need a decentralized, general marketplace.

I think that’s the joke.
Subversion of expectation—classic humor.