Come to Europe. We got ice cream and free healthcare. Also you don’t need a gun to protect yourself when going out for a walk.

God dayumn that pie looks good.

Shame.

The rollerblades on gravel. 😭

I like your art teacher.

Missed submarine sales commercial.

I was joking. But +1 for the effort and this looks like art, btw.

More… circles?

America has, without a doubt, the biggest military power. Such great power in the hands of a toddler.

It sad that it has to be like that. I wish we had something like United Nations of Earth like they predicted it in the 70s-90s.

Same.

How optimistic of you thinking he has a dick. He’s a clean cut choir boy. Aaaaaameeeeen.

I’ll do my best to give you a short introduction.

Ever heard of the French revolution and the beheading of rich people? Let’s put it this way, there are no more beheadings but when the government does something that the majority of the population doesn’t like, things start to burn and shit breaks. “Liberté” is a big part if not the biggest part of French culture.

The same goes for their military. France was a colonial power for many centuries. And doesn’t put up with anything if someone tries to act stupid. Like recently when France sent a nuclear submarine to Canada when Trump said he wanted to annex Canada. They also have the Foreign Legion which anyone can join and is considered one of the toughest armies in the world.

I’ve only scratched the surface, but France is basically what you get if fuck around and find out was a country.

It’s Tesler, okay?

It would suit you so much. You’re the best state. I love California.

Pretty sure Europe is pretty much safe. We got the French. If the world was a marvel movie, they’d be the Hulk.

The lord works in mysterious ways.

I already am. 💜 what I mean is displaying this in stores.

Is that… Joey?!

Always triple tap that motherfucker.

We Europeans need this as well.