The one I have I bought long long ago and it does indeed cut without leaving any sharp edges. I’m not sure if that’s universal or just the type I have, I purchased it without any research.

I don’t want to suggest any specific brand because fuck corporations. But the one I have is “Hamilton Beach Smooth Touch Electric Automatic Can Opener with Easy Push Down Lever” so that smooth touch might be the keyword to look for or they could have some ridiculous trademark on the term.

I didn’t know this was an option until I bought this one and it appears I’m not alone on this. Such a simple device no one thinks about and the default option is primitive.

Does Xi being pooh bear ruin Pooh Bear for you? Hasn’t for me.

I don’t see why using Stimpy would.

This caused me to look up side affects, long list. Hope it hurts when he pees. He’s definitely showing some symptoms:

• holding false beliefs that cannot be changed by fact

• unusual excitement, nervousness, or restlessness

Side cutting openers are a must in a home with children.

It wasn’t a loan. It’s ours now.

Stop using it before we make you another state.

Sush. Go away. You’re not the president.