Oh, definitely not trolling. I don’t have many other things I have problems with, it’s mostly bananas. And mushrooms. And one time I hit a lump in my mashed potatoes and threw up all over the table at a restaurant.

No, they are nasty mush wax that should only be used for smells. Ugh, I hate touching them so much. The last time I bit one, I couldn’t even chew it. Had to spit it right in the trash.

I’ve been trying and bunch of the recommendations in the comments here with some very specific searches I’ve had to do this week with Google, and I think Ecosia is my favorite.