But if you had money, you might just be.

I thought it was going to be Super Smash Brothers but I wasn’t totally surprised either way.

The Dallas Zoo McDonald’s was mildly famous, I’d guess regionally at worst only in Texas, as being a time capsule. It was wacky and zoo themed.

People used to rave about it. Now people complain about it. Likely, more people engaged it by driving by and saying “wait, is that a McDonald’s?” and corporate wasn’t having it.

Shit, any Subaru owner probably has an RFID bag for when they go car camping and don’t want to wake up to a dead battery.