Have you considered lying relentlessly on your resume?

I eat breakfast at my desk at work because the milk is free then.

This is such a dangerous lie.

While it’s never happened in my presence, I can envision someone seeing some else get knocked out and going “Ah, they’ll wake up in an hour or so.” And not phoning an ambulance.

And the whole trope where one good guy knocks out another good guy to prevent themselves in harm’s way. Like, my brother in Christ, you probably just killed them.

Admirable hustle

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