I just saw a picture of a baseball stadium and the parking lot was like 5x bigger than the stadium. How do people manage to get wasted AND get home.

Excuse my naivety but I’m from Europe where people take the train usually and the hope is that the train conductor isn’t a drunk dad coming from the game. Plus we don’t have baseball.

  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    One beer will give you like 0.05%*

    Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

    With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.