N00b22@lemmy.ml to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoVelociraptor free workplacelemmy.mlimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down15
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minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agolisten you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 hours agoPete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!” So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoA Pete treat, as it were.
Noooooo pete
listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor
Pete was an asshole. Every day he’d walk up to the cage, shake his butt and tauntingly sing “you can’t have this, you can’t have this!”
So one day we left the cage unlocked to teach him a lesson
A Pete treat, as it were.
Neat