cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 25 days agoCruel and unusual punishmentlemmy.mlimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoThe sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoNot envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 days agoThe real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad