Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 days agoSports ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoI can’t list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoYOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 days agoMe: [unintelligible] Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon] Me: AH! MIKE! Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS? Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.
I can’t list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.
YOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!
Me: [unintelligible]
Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]
Me: AH! MIKE!
Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS?
Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.