Satire | Reject all time-pass relationships: applications are invited from eligible candidates to ensure full compliance with the newly introduced Uniform Civil Code of Uttarakhand
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On January 27, 2025, Uttarakhand became the first state in India to implement the Uniform Civil Code, which promotes equal laws for every citizen across all religions and standardises personal laws on marriage, divorce and property. The State also launched a portal for the mandatory online registration of marriages, divorce and live-in relationships. This column is a satirical take on the development.

As part of its unwavering commitment to regulating personal choices, trampling on liberty and invading privacy, the Department of Moral Surveillance, Kingdom of Uttarakhand, is inviting applications from eligible candidates for the post of Registrar (Live-In Relationships). This role will bring cohabiting couples into full compliance with the newly introduced Uniform Civil Code (UCC).

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